Whenever I run into handsome bearded men the following thoughts usually flow into my head
• wow I want to sit on your face
• kiss me
• rub your beard all over my body
• I bet your penis is nice even if it wasn’t I wouldn’t care because your beard makes everything alright
• I want to nestle my face in your beard and sleep
• kiss me
• I’m horny and it kind of feels like I’m peeing on myself
• I love you
• date me
• touch my ass
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Fear Factor Season 7 Episode 3 Daniel and James :)
AHHHHH they’re so FUCKING ADORABLE im jealous of their relationship!
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Lana Del ReyRadioBorn To DieRadio - Lana Del Rey
“Now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream I’m livin’ in.”
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Classic Bridget Jones moments:
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Favorite Movies Forever | Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.”
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I’m thinking about you when I post this. In fact, you’re reading this right now, but you can’t possibly comprehend that this is about you. Right now you’re thinking, “This isn’t about me, it’s about someone else.” No sir. It’s about you.
(Source: wendigo)
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